She said. He said.- A One-Act Play

EXT. BALCONY - NIGHT.

Unnamed female lead comes onto the the balcony. <duh!> but only after Unnamed Male lead throws pebbles at it from the the garden below. <again, duh!>

UNNAMED FEMALE LEAD

Would you go with me,Romeo,

to the end of the world?

UNNAMED MALE LEAD

Why the fuck would anyone go,

to the end of the world?

How the hell do you even know,

where's the end of the world?

If you do know though,

Shouldn't we maybe tell people?

instead of using it,cheaply so,

as yet another romantic ploy?

Also,don't call me Romeo.
and I think your neighbors 

called the Cops.
This was a terrible idea. 
We are over.Bye.

Unnamed male lead exits.

< THE END. > 

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